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09-12-2006
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Crying Husband
A wife wakes up one morning, goes downstairs, and finds her husband sobbing uncontrollably.
"What's wrong?" she asked. "Well," he replied choking back the tears. "Twenty years ago when we got married, I briefly considered killing you to get out of it." "But you didn't! That makes you a good man." He starts up another round of sobbing. Confused, the wife asks, "So what's the problem?" The husband regains enough composure to say, "If I had killed you, I'd be getting out of prison today! Whaaaaa!"
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09-12-2006
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Re: Crying Husband
Hahaha. Quality.
Why is it, StarLab, that you seem so sour over marriage? :P
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09-12-2006
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Re: Crying Husband
I think I have watched too many episodes of Married With Children. :)
StarLab = Al Bundy! ;)
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09-29-2006
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Re: Crying Husband
Ouch! LOL.
that hurts if you're the wife...okay, i think it hurts more on the part of the husband. the "should've / could've / what-if" always sucks... hindsight is always 20/20... or was that the other way around. whatever. hehehe. if i were the wife, i'd file for divorce faster than a blink of an eye. scary having a husband like that. hehehe
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