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Old 09-08-2006   #1 (permalink)
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Default The Beer Prayer!

Lager, Which Art In Barrels,
Hallowed By Thy Fame.
Thy Will Be Drunk, I Will Be Drunk,
At Home, As It Is In Heaven.
Give Us This Day Our Foamy Head,
And Forgive Our Spillage,
As We Forgive Those Who Spill Against Us.
And Lead Us Not To Incarceration,
But Deliver Us From Hangovers.
For Thine Is The Ale, The Pilsner, And The Lager,
Forever And Ever.

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Granted! .. enjoy!
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Back when I was drinking, I did all my praying the morning after. However, the prayer was something like, "God, help me! I'll never drink again. I Promise!"

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Back when I was drinking, I did all my praying the morning after. However, the prayer was something like, "God, help me! I'll never drink again. I Promise!"

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OMG why does that sound like De Ja Veux? Let me guess, you had a bottle open by 3pm? :P
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3PM? I was usually well on my way again by then. LOL
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All I can say is AMEN!
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