Letters to Santa

tychicus · 08-18-2006

Letters to Santa

# Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home? Love, Marky Mark Firstly, stop calling yourself "Marky," that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Secondly, you don't live in a house, that's a low-rent apartment complex you're living in. Thirdly, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams! Santa
# Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE. Timmy Timmy, That whiney begging crap may work with your folks, but that crap don't work up here. You're getting a sweater again. Santa

mounaloser · 08-29-2006

lol thx a lot

Life Xpect · 09-03-2006

one of those OK humor :) .. nice

08-18-2006	#1 (permalink)
tychicus Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 29 Posts: 166	Letters to Santa Letters to Santa # Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home? Love, Marky Mark Firstly, stop calling yourself "Marky," that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Secondly, you don't live in a house, that's a low-rent apartment complex you're living in. Thirdly, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams! Santa # Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE. Timmy Timmy, That whiney begging crap may work with your folks, but that crap don't work up here. You're getting a sweater again. Santa __________________ http://humorpic.blogspot.com/ http://swandesignstudio.blogspot.com/

08-29-2006	#2 (permalink)
mounaloser Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 20 Posts: 79	Re: Letters to Santa lol thx a lot

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Life Xpect Banned User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 693	Re: Letters to Santa one of those OK humor :) .. nice

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