[yvsanil]

• Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

• Q: How do you recognize a Santa's son in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

• Banta was visiting Santa, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. Santa responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Banta: Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?
"HELLOOOOOO," answered Santa. "They're watch dogs!"

• A teacher asked Pappu: What's the capital of United States?
Pappu: Washington DC.
When asked what "DC" stood for, Pappu added, "Dot com!"

• Q: Did you hear about the blonde who was tap dancing?
A: She broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

• Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
Banta: Me too, after you leave.

• Sign in a pathology: It might be piss and shit for u, but for us it is bread and butter.

• Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

• Heght of optimism:
Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded!
Major: Excellent! We can attack in any direction now!

• Said to a railroad engineer: What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
Rilroad engineer: How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?

[Life Xpect]

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
Banta: Me too, after you leave.

LOL nice one ;)