It shows that you are unregistered. Please register with us by clicking Here
![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() | Register - FAQ - Today's Posts - New Posts - Support - Search | ![]() |
|
|
#1 (permalink) |
|
Member
|
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
------------------------------------------------------------------- LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. -------------------------------------------------------------------- LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. -------------------------------------------------------------------- LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. -------------------------------------------------------------------- LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. -------------------------------------------------------------------- BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. -------------------------------------------------------------------- LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. -------------------------------------------------------------------- LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will! -------------------------------------------------------------------- LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. -------------------------------------------------------------------- THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last. -------------------------------------------------------------------- LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
__________________
Vijith Nair FunZone World http://www.funzoneworld.com Offshore Outsourcing Blog http://vijith.byethost3.com/blog http://www.friendspoint.net |
|
|
|
|
|