Priest and hai remover

yvsanil · 08-10-2006

A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest, to whom she said, "Excuse me, Father, could I ask a favor?"

"Of course! What can I do for you?"

"Here's the problem... I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?"

"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I will not lie."

"You have such an honest face, Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions," and she gave him the hair remover.

The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son," he replied.

Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the sash down, what do you have?"

The priest replied, "I have there a marvelous little instrument destined for use by women, but which has never been used."

Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father. Next!"

shavei7 · 08-10-2006

is it just me or.. .i don't get it. maybe i need to sleep...

raghav · 08-10-2006

Hilarious...... hey shavie.. it has double meaning.. may be when you get up fresh and read it again. u'll get it...

shavei7 · 08-10-2006

whatever. if i don't get it, then i don't get it.

thebookish · 08-10-2006

This only is really great, shame that you don't get it sahvei7

shavei7 · 08-10-2006

yeah. now i feel like i'm missing something.

shavei7 · 08-10-2006

oh sh*t. i just got the damn joke. i'm running slooooow. hehehe. but i got it

raghav · 08-11-2006

Finally shavie7 had got the meaning of joke..
say no to coffees girl..

Life Xpect · 09-07-2006

I was applying few of those 'Fast Vertical Reading' courses for going through this one, it was that or i did'nt understand anything for other reasons ;)

rsxgamer · 09-29-2006

I dont get it?

08-10-2006	#1 (permalink)
yvsanil Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 28 Posts: 112	Priest and hai remover A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest, to whom she said, "Excuse me, Father, could I ask a favor?" "Of course! What can I do for you?" "Here's the problem... I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?" "Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I will not lie." "You have such an honest face, Father, I am sure they will not ask you any questions," and she gave him the hair remover. The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son," he replied. Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the sash down, what do you have?" The priest replied, "I have there a marvelous little instrument destined for use by women, but which has never been used." Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father. Next!"

08-10-2006	#2 (permalink)
shavei7 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 1,064	Re: Priest and hai remover is it just me or.. .i don't get it. maybe i need to sleep... __________________ NOSH1T/LOSTGIRLWONDERINGV4 the only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing (John Powell)

08-10-2006	#3 (permalink)
raghav Banned User Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 23 Posts: 382	Re: Priest and hai remover Hilarious...... hey shavie.. it has double meaning.. may be when you get up fresh and read it again. u'll get it...

08-10-2006	#4 (permalink)
shavei7 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 1,064	Re: Priest and hai remover whatever. if i don't get it, then i don't get it. __________________ NOSH1T/LOSTGIRLWONDERINGV4 the only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing (John Powell)

08-10-2006	#5 (permalink)
thebookish Gaming Moderator Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Luxor - Egypt Age: 21 Posts: 917	Re: Priest and hai remover This only is really great, shame that you don't get it sahvei7 __________________ Magx, A Professional Directory \| Articles/Forums (Adsense, Adwords, Search Engine Optimization) \| Now add Templates, Directories! Boost Pagerank and Increase Link Popularity

08-10-2006	#6 (permalink)
shavei7 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 1,064	Re: Priest and hai remover yeah. now i feel like i'm missing something. __________________ NOSH1T/LOSTGIRLWONDERINGV4 the only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing (John Powell)

08-10-2006	#7 (permalink)
shavei7 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 1,064	Re: Priest and hai remover oh sht. i just got the damn joke. i'm running slooooow. hehehe. but i got it __________________ NOSH1T/*LOSTGIRLWONDERINGV4 the only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing (John Powell)

08-11-2006	#8 (permalink)
raghav Banned User Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 23 Posts: 382	Re: Priest and hai remover Finally shavie7 had got the meaning of joke.. say no to coffees girl..

09-07-2006	#9 (permalink)
Life Xpect Banned User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 693	Re: Priest and hai remover I was applying few of those 'Fast Vertical Reading' courses for going through this one, it was that or i did'nt understand anything for other reasons ;)

09-29-2006	#10 (permalink)
rsxgamer Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Philly PA Posts: 605	Re: Priest and hai remover I dont get it?

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