[lisah746]

There was this sailor, he comes to dock and goes straight to the local hooker house. He walks up to the manager and says "I'm a sailor and have been around the world. I know a good hooker when I see one and I want your best!" The manager says "Your talking about Hurricane Gussy. Upstairs first door on the left."

The guy goes upstairs and gets undressed. This huge woman comes out and get on the bed and puts her butt in his face and Farts!

He says:"What the hell was that?
Gussy:"That's the winds of Hurricane Gussy."

She turns around and slaps her boobs in his face. He really enjoys that but still asks what that was.
Gussy:That's the thunder of Hurricane Gussy!

She stands up right above his face and pees on him!
He says wait a minute what the hell was that?

Gussy: That's the rain of Hurricane Gussy!

The guy gets up and starts getting dressed. Gussy ask him:Where are you going?

The guy says: I don't know about you lady, but I can't F**K in this kind of weather.

[StarLab]

An old Gene Tracey bit... but still funny. Good one... I haven't thought of that joke in years.

:)

[imehesz]

never heard it. good one, though!

[thebookish]

Good one lisah, never heard this one before.

[raghav]

A very good one lisah... keep them coming...