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08-08-2006
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Indian Jokes
Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are traveling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Sonia is thinking: These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him. Aishwarya is thinking: Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped. Bush is thinking: Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me. Manmohan is thinking: If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Bush again. |
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Re: Indian Jokes
Hehehe.... first chuckle of the day! Thanks jamess!
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08-08-2006
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Re: Indian Jokes
lol, that was a good one.
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