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softersins · 05-31-2006

Wal~mart Greeter

A very ugly woman walks into Walmart with her two kids. The Walmart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"

The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"

"No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

Chimmers04 · 05-31-2006

Thats a good one. I like that.

softersins · 05-31-2006

ha yeah. my dad sent that to me.
it needed its own place here.

Chimmers04 · 05-31-2006

Whats the difference between Albert Pujols and Barry Bonds?

softersins · 05-31-2006

idk what?

bigirf06 · 05-31-2006

yo mamma so fat....she needs to be described twice.....that that bitch bitch fat fat!!

Geen Engel · 05-31-2006

okee doke

Chimmers04 · 05-31-2006

One is drug free, and doesnt wear a gay earring.

softersins · 06-01-2006

that wasnt much of a joke

Airick · 06-01-2006

what do u call a black women taking a shit?

05-31-2006	#1 (permalink)
softersins Banned User Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 478	Jokes Wal~mart Greeter A very ugly woman walks into Walmart with her two kids. The Walmart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?" The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?" "No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."

05-31-2006	#6 (permalink)
bigirf06 Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2	yo mamma so fat yo mamma so fat....she needs to be described twice.....that that bitch bitch fat fat!!

05-31-2006	#7 (permalink)
Geen Engel Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: NY Posts: 238	okee doke __________________ " I rather be dead than cool"- Kurt Cobain

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Chimmers04 Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 748	Thats a good one. I like that.

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softersins Banned User Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 478	ha yeah. my dad sent that to me. it needed its own place here.

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softersins Banned User Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 478	idk what?

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Chimmers04 Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 748	One is drug free, and doesnt wear a gay earring.

06-01-2006	#9 (permalink)
softersins Banned User Join Date: May 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 478	that wasnt much of a joke

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