[janedu]

How many can you think of ;)

54. You can wear the same underwear several days in a row and no other guy will complain.
53. You know if you want to sleep with someone two seconds after seeing them.
52. You don't spend a week waiting by the phone for them to call.
51. You don't spend three hours getting ready for a date or two weeks talking about it.
50. Virtually all nudity in movies is female.
49. Your mechanic doesn't try to charge you $500 for an oil change.
48. Your bathroom lines are 95% shorter.
47. You can open all your own jars and kill all your own spiders.
46. You don't stop on every other channel for a good cry.
44. Your rear end is not the prime factor at a job interview.
43. Guys wearing a hockey masks don't try to attack you.
42. You don't need a support group to go to the bathroom.
41. You slaughter your own food.
40. The garage is all yours.
39. You score points even for a the slightest kindness.
38. Nobody wonders if you secretly swallow.
37. Four Words, National College Cheerleading Championship.
36. To be 30 and single is not the end of the world .
35. Nontrivial pissing contests are the norm.
34. Becoming president isn't only a dream.
33. Flowers always do the trick.
32. Feelings are the last thing on your mind.
31. You get to think about sex, all day long and they call it normal.
30. You can wear a white shirt at the pool.
29. You never feel like stopping a friend from a quick score.
28. The world is your toilet.
27. You never take innocent statements out of hand.
24. You get to punch people.
23. You don't have a new mood for every moment of the day.
22. You can admire another person without starving yourself to look like them.
21. Same work means same pay.
20. You don't leave the room to adjust your crotch in an emergency.
19. With 500MM sperm per load, you can double the the worlds population in 14 strokes.
18. You don't take from your significant others plate.
17. Water retention is done in a canteen.
16. The remote is yours.
15. People never glance at your chest for a quick thrill.
14. You don't have to buy a gift every time you stop by someone's home.
13. Bachelor parties kick butt when it comes to bridal showers.
12. You can buy contraceptives without the checkout clerk picturing you in the nude.
11. If you live long enough, you get to be a dirty old man an no one cares.
10. If another guy shows up at a party with the same outfit, you don't have to worry about cat fight.
9. There is always a game somewhere in the world.
8. You never miss a chance to score because you are not in the mood.
7. You hate cats more than you hate talking about your feelings.
6. If something doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and it's ok.
5. Porn movies have one target audience, you.
4. Your friends never trap you with "Remember 20 years ago when?"
3. Condoms were designed with you in mind !
2. The occasional, scratch and belch is not only ok but to be expected.
1. Faking an orgasm isn't even an option.

[jamess]

I dont think so. I did hardly 7 or 8 but not all lol....

[Joker]

Lol. #1 is great! And so true!

[raghav]

Hey i think you missed on #16.. remote can never be ours..