[yvsanil]

Banta: “I’m so proud, my son is in medical school.”
Raj: “What’s he studying?”
Banta: “Oh! He is not studying. They are studying him!”

Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said CLEAN TOILETS 8 Kms. By the time he drove 8 Km, he had cleaned 14 toilets.

Banta was filling a form and the lady asked what his sex was.
Banta: “Twice a week.”
Lady: “Sir, I mean male or female.”
Banta: “That does not matter.”

Banta: “I got an anonymous letter.”
Santa: “From whom?”

Banta: My wife’s the most suspicious person around. If I am home early, she thinks I am after something and if late, she thinks I’ve already had it.”

[lisah746]

Those are funny.

[yvsanil]

Lisah some more for you.....

Santa was at home with his wife, Jeeto, when he heard a knock at the front door. He opened it to see his friend Banta there clutching his hands between his legs.

"What's wrong?", Santa said.

"I've been hit by a bloody cricket ball!" said Banta.

Just then Santa's wife wife, Jeeto, came to the door and said, "Quick, come in here and I'll look after you".

When Santa looked in the kitchen he saw Banta sitting on a dining chair, Jeeto had a bowl of rose water and petals and was bathing Banta's penis with cotton wool and water.

"How do you feel?" he said.

Banta turned and said, "Santa, I think what your wife has done has helped a lot!", then holding his finger in the air he said, "But I still think I will lose the nail!"

[yvsanil]

The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living.

"Mary, what does your parents do?"

Little Mary replied, "My dad is a lawyer and my mummy is a nurse."

"That’s very nice," said the teacher. "Robert, what do your parents do?"

Robert proudly exclaimed, "My dad is a policeman and my mom is a teacher!"

"That’s very nice," said the teacher, "Johnny, what do your parents do?"

He stood up and pronounced, "My dad's dead and my mom's a hooker."

Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal's office. 15 minutes later, he returned.

"Did you tell the principal what you said in class?" asked the teacher.

Johnny replied, "Yes, he said that in our economy every job is important, gave me a chocolate and asked for my phone number."

[yvsanil]

A married man had a secretary that was a sweet young thang, and so he decided to "work late" one night and take this girl to dinner. He called his wife to tell her and she said, "okay, no problem."

After dinner with the secretary, it was obvious that he was going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and had sex for two hours.

The man went to the bathroom to straighten his clothing for the trip home when he noticed a huge hickey on his neck. He immediately fell into a state of panic, and he had NO idea what to tell his wife, but he knew he must be getting home as it was getting quite late.

After knocking on the door, he heard the dog come barking and scratching at the door to greet him. He thought "Aha!!" and entered the house, fell to the carpet and pretended to fight off the affectionate dog.

Holding his neck with one hand he walked into the living room and exclaimed, "Honey! Look at what the dog did to my neck!"

To which she looked up, ripped open her blouse and said, "That's nothing, look at what he did to my tits!!"

[raghav]

kool jokes, still laughing.
lol :)

[jamess]

Nice one .....:)

[raghav]

Keep them coming man... you are a genius...

[lisah746]

Originally Posted by raghav

Keep them coming man... you are a genius...

I agree, I love the Sardar ones.

[raghav]

Surprise to know that you know sardars?