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yvsanil · 08-16-2006

• A girl came back home from the school and asked her grandmother, "Granny, what is a lover?"
"A lover?" the grandmother said. "Let me think. Lov.... Lover.... Oh, my God!"
She rushed to the wall, pulled aside the hanging rug, revealing a hidden closet door. She unlocked the door, and a skeleton of a young man fell out from the closet.

• A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.
Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?

• Banta: Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in our street except one."
Wife: I'll bet it's that stuck-up Rupa at number 14.

• Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge said: What will you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

• Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door.

• Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where you get your shitty ideas from!

• The judge read the charges, then asked: Are you the defendant in this case?
No, your honor," replied Banta, "I've got a lawyer to do the defendin'. I'm the person who done it.

• Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early & found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.

• Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

• Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

08-16-2006	#1 (permalink)
yvsanil Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 29 Posts: 112	the last drop...he he he • A girl came back home from the school and asked her grandmother, "Granny, what is a lover?" "A lover?" the grandmother said. "Let me think. Lov.... Lover.... Oh, my God!" She rushed to the wall, pulled aside the hanging rug, revealing a hidden closet door. She unlocked the door, and a skeleton of a young man fell out from the closet. • A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ? • Banta: Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in our street except one." Wife: I'll bet it's that stuck-up Rupa at number 14. • Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said: What will you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money. • Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door. • Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that's where you get your shitty ideas from! • The judge read the charges, then asked: Are you the defendant in this case? No, your honor," replied Banta, "I've got a lawyer to do the defendin'. I'm the person who done it. • Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early & found a cigarette butt in the ashtray. • Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I advised? Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day. • Q: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.