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yvsanil · 08-15-2006

1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example.
Student: I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.

2) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" o"shoot himself".

3) What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

4) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity , Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbours wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out

5)Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world's largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.

Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?"

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yvsanil Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 29 Posts: 112	yo lo yo...may be old 1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example. Student: I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter. 2) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage" It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" o"shoot himself". 3) What is a girl friend? Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends. 4) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity , Threat) Analysis. He said, my strength is my wife. My weakness is my neighbours wife. Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out. Threat comes when I myself go out 5)Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?"