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Three presidents - USA, France and Egypt - were testing their armies brave soldiers. The president of USA took the rifle and smashed his soldiers foot and asked "Have you felt any pain", the soldier replied "No sir, because I'm an american soldier". The french president took the knife and stapped his soldier's foot and said "Have it hurt you?", the soldier replied "No sir, because I'm a french soldier". The Egyptian president fire a bullet in his soldier's foot and said "Is it painful?", the soldier replied "NO sir, because I'm wearing a 42 shoe and my foot size is 36".